Long time no see(or post), well I've been alive and kicking. I'm over the one we've come to refer to as "el ex-o" so anyways I've been managing fine here in LA and hope Bender is doing alright up in cowville. I came to a realization... mexican girls are fucking hot, and I can totally get them... like no barrier for me to cross no racist parents to deal with, it's fucking great. No diss to the asian girls, they had a nice run with me, but seriously... they don't have the body that makes you want to smack yo mama. We all know the stereotypes so no need to put 'em down here. Was out with my cousin getting some tacos in fucking chino or something like that and a nice lil jyna came by to say hello. She didn't know me but knew my cousin, as soon as she got the chance she talked to me and asked flat out... are you single and do you like to dance? Wowsers.... I guess the single life isn't bad ehh? I don't think I'll be seeing her since my cuz recommended I stay away from her and I think I should listen to my family when it comes to women. They were right about the last one so their streak is a helluva lot better than mine. Then I'm at a japanese restaurant later in the weekend... WOOO, some hotties down there and I just chit chatted with one white girl and her friend. I love it when my friends go to the bar and leave me alone waiting for the table... cuz I get to sit next to the hotties waiting for a table. Always play stupid bender... best way to get them to talk to you.
Was speaking with my buddy gaysaint about relationships, women and expectations. I think I've come to the conclusion that I will never take it past 5 dates where I'm doing for a girl and getting nothing in return. 5 dates should be enough for the girl to decide ok this is a guy that I am or am not interested in. None of this 2+ years bullshit. I see happy couples together and the guy treats the girl 1/4 as well as I did my ex and I'm finding myself punching the wall (literally... I'll show you where I just redid a wall... stupid paul) the point I'm getting at is girls aren't evil, there are great girls out there, fucking awesome girls... I just haven't connected with them yet.
I know these guys don't read the blog but I just want to thank G-man, Token White Guy, squeegee, gaysaint and all of my cousins for helping me out during the times I've endured. And a big shoutout to the gayass nba live playing deez nutz up in davis who always had my back no matter what I did.
Bender is over her and I'm glad
Joe is over her as well and wishes both Jenn and Mo the best in their lives. Nothing but love...
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