Man, paying bills sucks ass. You get your paycheck and say I don’t need to use any money right now, you are a cheapass for a week then decide to go spend some money only to find that more than half of it is now gone. It’s all good cuz I get paid again shortly but it sucks having all your bills due at one point in the month. But I’d probably complain if I had them broken down another way. One way or another BILLS SUCK BIG HAIR DONKEY BALLS. Also I’ve got a trip to Vegas coming up soon. WOO HOO…. I am usually REALLY boring in vegas, and this trip will be no exception. I usually just want to eat and sleep. SLEEP A LOT, which probably sounds weird… but seriously… I fucking hate gambling cuz it’s basically losing money without getting anything in return. Sure there is a slight… emphasis on SLIGHT… chance that you may win. And I’ve never been one to piss money away for free, if I’m spending I want that cash to have something to show for it. I was talking with my friend and he was like… why don’t you gamble… I answered… because if I gamble 500 away in 3 hours I will hate myself forever be cause that is an Xbox 360 I could have had over 1000 Hours of fun out of. Or some decent seats at a laker game watching Team Kobe throw down, and had some great memories forever. Simply put, Vegas is not cost effective… well not to me it isn’t. But despite that tad of info I’m still going, and I’m going to have fun, because in Vegas I get to sleep… and eat… go to the pool’s and watch the girls frolic about in bikinis. Damn, isn’t that the life we all wish we had? Did I mention we have a Jacuzzi in our room? DAMN that’s going to be kickass. WOOTY WOOT…
Joe hates bills but loves bikinis
Have a good time buddy. You deserve the break.
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