so I'm sitting here, and reading Bender's private blog (i know I'm an asshole and shouldn't do it, but I'm bored at work and watched all the movies I had downloaded) and I come across this "wish mo was there" and think to myself... what a fucking schmuck. So just as I'm about to call him up and throttle his pussy ass for being such a whiny little bitch I stopped myself. How can I blame him for being so damn mopey sometimes? As much as we guys try to fight it... we need women, we need the companionship they supply us with. Now not every man has this need at the same time in their life, some guys can go into their 40's without needing a companion and some find that same companionship in the arms of another man (we don't judge here at Iwanttoconquertheworld) but poor Bender is all alone, 450 miles or so away from home, with a couple of med school friends nearby but nothing that makes him feel secure. Even when he's in NY with old Stanford friends he can't forget about the person he once thought of as his partner in crime.
I know it's a pain in the ass breaking up, so much that some people stay together just to avoid the hassle. I hope when I go up and visit Bender I can keep his head off the evil woman who broke his heart on his birthday.... bah humbug to evil women..
Onto another topic... Japan is almsot here.. .WOOT!!
Joe is outties..
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