The days go by

Damn, I'm an idiot. Instead of doing my write up, I spent the greater part of my day writing a thank you letter to my preceptor. She is traditional, but edgey. I decided to go with a Shakespearean sonnet using abusive rhymes. I think it was a day well spent.

Dr. Gogo and me, the rest on sick leave
TM Good landmarks, please could you define
Soft murmurs of children, I learned to perceive
I acquired some skills I now proudly call mine

I fumbled my way through every presentation
How long? Who knows? Damn, didn’t ask it
Through trial and error I built my foundation
When put on the spot, I still sound like ****

Itchy throat, and aching tummy
What it is I cannot say
Kiddie germs sure make me feel funny
God I hope it’s not MRSA

Thank you for guiding me and teaching me meds
Hopefully on wards I’ll be turning some HEADSS

-bender