Lots of bad energy today, but lets first focus on the positives. A week ago or so, I got a haircut at a place called Buzz; Ace of Fades was closed on Monday. Buzz is my kind of store. A bunch of guys chilling, beer in the fridge, stacks of playboys while ya wait and sports on the tv. It was like walking into a stereotype...quite warm actually. On warm and fuzzy feelings, as if on cue, I'm doing what I always do. I'm starting to crush on my resident...I always do this with women in power. Anyway, she is yummy.
Not so good things. Seriously, I think of kiss ups as second class human beings. Really, grow a spine and stop being a pussy. If you suck, you're gonna get a shitty review and if you rock, who gives a shit if your attending doesn't like you. Be a rockstar. One girl in particular is starting to bug the shit out of jon and me. My new team consists of 5 people. Jon, myself, 2 girls from my class and a pickup girl from the previous class. One of the girls in my class is a ditz, but that's ok as long as she never touches one of my patients. The girl that we picked up from the higher class...seriously, I hate this bitch. Up until today, I thought she was really pretty, sweet and hard working. She is still hot, but she is stupid, and much much worse, super insecure. She totally kisses serious ass whenever an attending or resident comes by. Today was the worst though. We were both helping a resident prep for a talk she was giving during the lunch hour on endocrine function and calcium metabolism. Seriously, this girl did not know shit. She answered every question with - it's involved in a bunch of things. I just took my boards and finished up my rounds in the endocrine clinics, so I can draw out all the pathways from memory. This bitch kept telling the resident that she'll "look it up" and kept spazzing as she frantically searched webpages. As she was doing that, I helped the resident draw out the pathway and explained all the regulatory mechanisms. The stupid bitch kept turning around and saying "I don't think so. Are you sure? Are you positive? Maybe I should look it up." Seriously, you are one stupid bitch. Anyhow, the girl tried to present her "findings" to the group after lunch. She basically said, Vitamin D helps us take in calcium. Then she listed all the esoteric and physiologically unimportant functions of calcium that I listed, such as bone resorption, remodeling and shit like that. Damn...stupid ho. Midway through, I just got so frustrated that I moved to the other side of the room and chilled with jon. Even the resident had a wtf is wrong with you look by the end of the new pickup's frantic search. Damn...this is gonna be a long 2 weeks.
-bender
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