Get a Grip

I'm starting to develop some of the classic symptoms of scurvy, so I decided that my body needs some fruit...damn you la fiesta. Anyhow, I called up a friend in Davis and went out to the farmer's market out there. At the farmer's market, there is a retriever rescue group that tries to get people to adopt dogs. The dogs were adorable and I had fun taking one out for a walk. There was just one thing that bothered me. These dogs had been used for breeding, so their glands were a wee swollen. The dogs had what looked suspiciously like cow udders with giant nipples the size of my fingers dragging across the floor. strange...and how.

-bender