Gonna burn this town down
I'm looking for a place where I can burn a lot of baggage this coming weekend. While my boy is asking his girl to share his life with him, I'm gonna debulk and cauterize this cancer in my heart. If anyone wants to salvage a care bear, soft furry creatures or christmas ornaments, please let me know. It's gonna involve flammable liquid, lots of highly toxic fumes and a solid pack of smokes. I know it's illegal, but it's time to say good-bye. Join the party and BYOB.
-bender
p.s. let me know if any of ya know where i can get a metal trash can type thing and a nice open area where I can pull this off so that I don't get cited. hmm...darn. Burning trash releases a shitload of dioxins into the environment. I think I'm gonna have to settle for an effigy or something.
posted by Bender @ 8:26 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
do you have any old syllabi?
I was just thinking the same damn thing! I still have the GI one from last spring in my trunk... and then there are all the damn JAMAs that I wish would just stop coming.
um, you post a picture of "The Man" burning on your blog, and you know I have to respond. (I believe this is The Man from the 2002 Burningman, but it might be more recent, since I haven't actually seen the ones in the past 2 years).
Anyway, of course, I know where you can burn things. Better yet, I know where you can take up fire dancing. I think you would really enjoy it.
This could be you:
http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/
7141/23854/t/113566-Fire-dancer-1.jpg
Or this one (without the boobs):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/
loupiote/with/52109009/
haha. Sexy rabbit. The fire dancing is hot. Especially the 1st image. It's like glow-sticks, except more primal.
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