Happy Birthday Bro!

Damn...didn't get to chill with you yesterday, but happy birthday bro. It all started with Kelsey's and a lot of goofing off. 8 years later, we're still good to go. I'll go hoist a pint for ya.

-bender

p.s. after a week of gyn and cutting into things that look strangely like cornish hen in surgery, dem women parts have lost their magic. There's a bottle of blue waiting for you to graduate. Tear that shit up.