Staying home is pretty sweet. Get to sleep in, contemplate what to eat for the next meal and in general, just vege. All I had to do was have diarrhea all night. Not a bad deal I believe. I made sure to call in sick in my sickest voice. =D
Random: On a sidenote, I had the most fun dream. I was in a bar and all the corner tables were filled with good friends. One by one, a buddy came to sit with me and keep me company on my left side. On my right, cute ladies came by one by one to say hi and chat it up. They all knew my name. haha. Only in my dreams. The bartender kept mixing me a drink called "drink after work," which was mighty sweet and tasty. The room was hazy, because the workers were smoking fat reefers in the back. The last girl that talked to me was annoying, because she was trying to sell me tickets to the latest bond movie. eh, whatever.
if only...
-bender
ha! that's funny. i'm home sick with eye diarrhea (apparently an infection of my lacrimal gland). i was just thinking how surreal it is that it's only noon and yet it feels like a whole day has passed. it also just dawned on me (again, but i get surprised each time) that we all regularly work more than 12 hour days. WTF?! no wonder our bodies are falling apart.
ReplyDeleteps: would call you to hang out but i just don't really feel like getting diarrhea ;-) i'm such a good friend