done with FP...kinda

Today was my last day in my FP outpatient clinic.

Things I won't miss: the old ladies that never shut up. For annual checkups, we ask a long list of questions called the review of system. It goes along the lines of do you have headaches, nausea, vomiting, visual changes, etc. It's a long ass list that you try to run through as quickly as possible. The right answer to each and every one of these questions is no. =D Anyhow, had a lady that had a story to every single question. Do you have headaches?..."well, when I was 5 I used to have headaches once in a while...5 years ago I got a headache when I hit my head. Sometimes I get headaches and I take tylenol. I don't think..." ok. Next question, visual problems "It's funny that you ask that. I can see far, but not close. I wear these glasses, but I don't like the color. Do you think it makes my nose look big?"...the best part is when she starts cold clocking you and asks why this is taking so long. ugh...I was literally screaming and praying for death in my head.

What I will miss about my clinic. Lunch time football in the hallways with my boy Kirk with stuffed animals, compliments of Actos. The best part is scaring the kids with his dislocatable thumb.



-bender