DIY

It's funny how your pet peeves change as you get older.

1) Now I understand why people like to live in secluded houses when they get older. To all the do it yourself, fix everything with your own hands kind of guys. Seriously, more power to you. The caveat is, when I only get to sleep 2 hours a night, and DIY man decides to hammer and drill during that time. I fucking hate you. I really do.

2) False advertising. I just spent the last 20 minutes ironing my shirts for the week. Normally, it wouldn't bother me, but I made it a point to go out and buy several wrinkle-free shirts before my rotation, specifically so I wouldn't have to do this. Ross, you let me down.

-bender