Insecure Asian Men

Insecure Asian men...one of my pet peeves. And let me tell ya. There are a lot of them out there.

Yesterday I was studying at the mountain view library. Wanted to go take a piss, so I went up to a couple that was sitting at the next table. I asked his hot girlfriend to watch my stuff for me, while I took care of business. maybe I should've addressed the guy. Anyhow, the whole time after I got back, he just kept giving me dirty looks and shit. I mean...come up. Grow some balls. Don't worry, I ain't gonna steal your girl.

Later that night, I was walking to my car. A lil 4 foot 90 lb thug rolls up to me, throws gang signs and tries to start shit. Maybe it was because I was wearing my dodger cap. It was cute. He was throwing little gestures, like the black dudes you see on those teen television shows like mtv's countdown. Anyhow yea...I wasn't sure whether to laugh at the guy or pick him up and throw him onto incoming traffic. I was really tempted to do the latter.

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