I went to togo's today to grab my usual #24 turkey with avocado to munch on for lunch and dinner. I asked for dijon mustard. Big mistake. The bitch squirted half the bottle of that shit onto my sandwich. I said, "that's enough" after she added a little, but she just kept going and going until the bottle started queaffing out air. Shit...Had to spend like 10 minutes scraping off dijon mustard before eating my lunch. You go die slow bitch. Seriously...
-bender
spinning dmb and coltrane
p.s. haha. I'm such an uncultured couth. Just figured out that Billie Holiday is a she. haha.
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