colon?

Just got some interesting fan mail. How do you recolonize a colon? I always imagined that it'd be like a game of Sid Meyer's Civilization. All the competing bacteria nations duke it out to see who has the biggest dick. Signs that you're doing well - getting tributes from the big dogs like MRSA (equivalent of USA) vs. getting your ass kicked by Vibrio Cholera (equivalent of Aztecs).

-bender