I'm pathetic...

I've reached a new low. I posted an ad on craigslist. I've become one of those people. I don't really want a relationship. Don't want sex. Just lonely I guess. I just really need company from a nice gal who isn't a medical student. Worst case scenario, I end up with a nice story. It'll be like the time my dad had a bad date and he escaped through the bathroom window. The guy is my hero.

-bender