lobster tango

I saw my boy attic today. We had a few drinks after work and then watched the cal vs. minnesota football game. Every other commercial featured red lobster's all you can eat shrimp ad. We had to have some. We drove out to fairfield and started out with giant lobsteritas (margueritas the size of my head). We were a little bummed because they don't carry lobster necklaces anymore. We still had fun because everyone stared jealously at our huge salt rimmed goblets. I loved it. Anyhow we proceeded to eat our curious crustacean friends and stuffed ourselves silly. Sadly, a few fallen soldiers were left behind because we got too full. On the drive back, we harmonized to Bohemian Rhapsody and talked about the cute waitress. In other words, it was another perfect day. My stomach is not happy. Tomorrow morning will confirm that this was the dumbest idea ever...well, maybe second to finishing a giant burrito at guadalajara's to get my picture on the wall next to the guy who needs to stop working out.

-bestared nder