Damn, why am I in LA...

I'm sitting around waiting for the cops to arrive. My parents got mugged/jumped a little while ago while taking a stroll around the block. Who fucking beats up old people and laughs at them for kicks? Screw the colorful neighborhood bullcrap. This place is full of thugs....damn fucking cholos. Shit. Lets get rid of my fucking drug dealer neighbors too. Fuck this shit. Lets bring back the good ole lynch mob and canes and take back the streets. I'm tempted to buy a gun and join the neighborhood watch nazis in my building...I think it's time to move.

-bender is all out of compassion