christmas is around the corner

So, thanksgiving is over... let's bask in it's glory for a bit..
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Ok, now that we have basked, and gained about 10 pounds let's get on with the stories. So this year, was the first time in my life I went shopping early in the morning for black friday. It wasn't all that I heard it was, but mostly cuz I didn't shop, I took jenn shopping, I hope she had a blast cuz seriously... waking up at 5 in the morning aint something I want to do just for kicks. She got some nice clothes and I bought her a nice fleece sweater (the best looking thing bought that day, if you ask me). So now onto the ranting.... white girls (blondes to be exact) are fucking useless. OMG I wish I could just he-man bitch slap them upside the head. So we got ripped off by the stupid ass workers at Hollister (which by the way is in Puente Hills but employs NO ASIANS, NO MEXICANS, only UGLY FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE) so we gave them a chance to fix it. Their answer... you are wrong. Then they just expected us to walk away. So me and jenn went outside so we could gather our thoughts then went back in and started to cause some fucking ruckus. We played good cop, bad cop. I was the good cop, jenn was the bad cop. It was funny cuz I was dealing with the stupid workers and even DUMBER manager, all while Jenn was making comments like "they are so freaking stupid", "how did she become a manager", "these are the most worthless workers ever", "everyone here deserves to be fired" all loud enough for them to hear but not screaming. It is times like these believe it or not that make jenn so attractive to me. I was trying to calm her down but at the same time just basking in the anger she was dishing out. It makes me real happy to know that my partner hates people just as much as I do, especially useless people. It would be hard to coexist with someone patient and who gave people the benefit of the doubt, because I will have none of that shit. If you are doing a job, do it right, I don't like mickey mouse half ass jobs. I think people (by people I mean mostly whites and blacks but not all because I am sure there are some outliers) are getting fucking lazier and stupider. Now you can call me racist... but go to san francisco and go to santa monica... you see the poor people, see the dumbass hippies... they are either white or black. You will not see a mexican beggar or hippy, you will not see an asian, no armenian, no indian. Only white, or black. So as hard as you don't want to accept it, it's there in plain black and white. NO GREY..

Back to my thanksgiving weekend, saturday was really freaking windy, and my roof started to get blown off (due to some saboteur who I will find and beat the shit out of)so I had to fix it, I tried to do it at night, and by myself and that was bad news (fell down pretty hard) so I had to just stick with a quick fix until the next morning. Sunday I fixed it all and finished the upstairs room of my house (WOOT!!)

Saturday night was fun though, I saw Chicken Little at the El Capitan in hollywood, IN 3-D, how badass is that? So yeah that was fun.

On a side note I can't stand older people who are just plain old jackasses. EXAMPLE: Me and Jenn go into coffee bean to get her a drink and stand in line behind the people ordering. Now we are standing in line, the line going from the register to the door. Then some old lady cuts in front of me, she was standing on the other side, where you receive the drinks. Jenn is like "did she just cut" and I respond "it's cool babes, she's an older lady and probably isn't patient, besides she's going to die before us so she needs more time to do important stuff" (this exchange was through whispers of course but I was louder than jenn cuz I wanted the rude lady to hear some of it, I know I'm a dick but she cut and we had been waiting with other people waiting behind us as well). So after the bitch (you'll find out why she is called so in about fifteen seconds) pays she turns to me and says, "are you waiting in line" and I nod and then she says "the line is THAT WAY" and points to where you Pick UP the drinks. Then she walks away, and as she is doing that jenn says "WTF, that lady is just making up that bullshit to justify her cutting" which I acknowledge and let go. We pay, and get our drinks and start to walk out the door. Then I see the old hag again (she was in her 50's maybe) and say out loud, but not loudly "what kind of an idiot thinks that a restaurant would have a line on the inside of the restaurant opposite of the entrance and blocking where you pick up food". We went to watch Harry Potter and had another adventure there. But back to my point, I HATE it when older people think they are right or try to justify shit because they are old and wrinkled. Seriously people, COMMON FUCKING SENSE CONQUERS ALL. I don't care how old you are, if you don't have common sense you are an idiot. ARGH!! I was telling Jenn, how does someone that dumb make it to be that old, I can't believe she hasn't done something like tried to use a blow dryer in the bath to save time or something like that. Anyways, for the love of humanity people, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE I BEG of you, if you have no common sense... SHUT THE FUCK UP, and try to learn some. If you see someone doing something smart, try to mimic them. Like you see someone like me, who always has napkins with him... common sense... you need to take a shit but the dirty fucking public restroom has no TP... BAM!! you're set.. You get in a fight and beat the shit out of some dumbass and get their blood all over you, BAM!!! wipe that shit off. Seriously... the world could learn a lot from me.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Go JOE!!!