Guess who's back, back again.... Pablo's back.. tell a friend...

So I have returned from my vegas trip. I would love to splurge on the details however since my partners in crime both have stunning girlfriends MUM is the word (they behaved though). However I will give the full details to Bender, just not on the blog. I will say that I did not sleep with any sluts in vegas, that is both good and bad. I had a blast and this was by far the best vegas experience I've had... and I was happy that I didn't need to fuck some random girl to say it was a good trip (there certainly were opportunities). However now I have to be ridiculed by Che, and Dru and anyone else who feels the need to call me a pussy (fuck you guys) so it's an assburner. Oh well... I did discover a new STD, it's called Dry Bukkake Mouth (incidentally that is my new nickname..(You are probably saying.. WTF!!!.. I know I'm with you on that one)) and I am the first person to contract it from some Vegas Local girl... (hilarity follows) and I met some Jesus preaching brotha and sista who saved my ass from getting the beat down by a jealous bf (fucker was lucky I was wasted or I would have beaten him and his friends down). *JUST a tip, when a big buff black guy asks you to take a picture of him and his wife... do so... they may just save your night... and get you dancing with hot girls.

Vegas kicked ass... much props to my boys che and dru for making it happen...


It has been brought to my attention that I don't hang out with my apparent group anymore. Well yeah.... allow me to elaborate on this topic since the only person that I have told is Che. I am not one of that group, and don't care if I remain "in" it any longer. When I moved to SD, not one of my supposed friends came to visit other than Dru. Any functions that took place were group functions if a PARTICULAR person was planning it or going. Don't get me wrong... he's a cool guy.. but I have no time to cater to other peoples schedules if they can't cater to mine. I am treating my friendships like my future relationships and vice-versa. Not one fucking visit... and supposedly I abandoned the group... FOR SHAME!!! I know my friends, I know who will call me back and I know what bro's I can count on... those are the ones "I go to vegas and partying and shoot the shit with" No need to call them out, I know who they are.. and they know who they are. They know that if they are in a jam to give me a call.

Onto the topic of valentine's day... ehh... no need to get all riled up Bender. There are women out there who are great and willing to give you DBM (Dry Bukkake Mouth) any time of the day.

Joe is out like a light bulb!!!