putting my faith on the line

while driving back from dinner at baja fresh with cockblock, he was telling me some story that he read about some christian chick who met a guy and gave all the credit to God. Using our scientific minds, we created a double blinded placebo controlled study to put God to the test. I guess placebo will be CB since we all konw that he ain't gonna get any action. Anyhow, CB is gonna pray for me every day for 2 weeks, which strangely enough turns out to be 16 days because the big guy takes Sunday off. Anyhow, he is praying for a girl to ask me out. The stipulations are 1) girl has to be christian (to satisfy religious factor of study) 2) the girl can't be my clerkship partner, 3) the girl has to be fully white.

-Dr. Bender B.S., F.O.S., P.U.S.C., D.R.E.