stupid starbucks hippies...

Despite my better judgement.. I rolled out of bed today with a hangover...

Did last night happen... or did I dream it...

I hope I dreamt it, but when I looked at the phone and saw 4 missed calls and 3 vm's, it became clear that last night was no dream.

I wish I could hit the mute button when people start talking, it really irritates me, especially when they discuss things like they are experts. I had a chinese guy tell me about making a burrito this evening... I have been managing my aunts restaurant for 8 months now, and eating mexican food almost every day of my fucking life... I'm pretty sure I don't need to be lectured on burrito's by an asian guy. But there he was, telling me how to do it, so I told him to go home. It was funny to watch his reaction, he was super pissed off and asked to talk to the owner. When I gave him a business card with my name on it, that only pissed him off more.

I really don't mind if you want your burrito a certain way, I can be picky at times too. But when you tell me I don't know what I'm doing and speak to me like I'm a piece of shit, then don't expect me to uphold that whole "customer is always right" bullshit motto that people always spew out. The customer is always right until they become a fucking prick, then they can go fuck themselves.

Another annoying thing is when people make up stories... ARGH I want to beat them with sticks... like when they say they had a bad batch of beans and it made them sick, so I tell them that we had no other complaints so it couldn't have been the beans. Then ask them for a receipt so I can refund them, of course they don't have one. Stupid people... like I'm going to be handing out food for free... The worst part about it... they are always the same people outside the restaurant bitching about how Bush ruined the US and they can't get a job. Nobody ever takes responsibility for anything anymore. I hate it and I hate them. If you can't accept that your life is fucked up because you fucked it up, then you are an idiot and I hate you. (I would like to say, this doesn't go for people who were sexually abused as children cuz it's not your fault that you're fucked up, it's your parents or uncles or whoever, or if you were paralyzed due to a drunk driver and/or drive by shooting or some shit... THEN you can bitch about other people fucking up your shit)(I'm sure I missed a couple of scenarios, but you get the picture)

Back to my story... bah.. fuck it... I hate people right now..

Joe is out.. and fucking tired...

P.S. YES Bender you shithead, I did have that listed and I once too was retarded... SHIT or GET OFF THE POT