man, time flies

Wow, time flies. I'm about a month and a half into urology. I'm working some ridiculous hours, but it's great because I get to do a lot of procedures and the guys are cool. Most of my procedures include making grown men cry by sticking a 1 foot metal rod up their penises and cutting balls to drain pus.

On the plus side, being a urology resident is kind of like being back in college. We're all pretty immature. We've covered our resident room with cheezy sports and car posters - we're going for the college dorm feel. When we round on our patients, we make stupid faces and jizzed in my pants jokes. See below.



When we have more time, we watch stuff like this. Seriously, if you have a lot of free time, it gets good with the midgets and stuff.



But for the most part, I'm tired as shit as I drag my feet into work and I miss my girl so badly that I can hardly breathe sometimes. The trips to popeye's and king taco keep me sane, but the county system is so incredibly frustrating that sometimes I want to choke a bitch.

But I'm learning a lot and I'm starting to get pretty good. Every day I'm hustlin'...

-bender